what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
why spiders i didnt enter a lease agreement with no spider
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
sometimes ur so cute and i wanna squeeze ur cheeks and kiss ur nose other times ur really hot and i wanna touch u inappropriately and make u moan
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life
last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time
If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u
I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY
I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.
I got feathered dinosaurs….
I got lucifer ….. Shit
i got calum hood…………………yass gaga
'im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait'